My perfect hosting Provider: Stablepoint

After many years of grappling with duplicitous hosting providers that deny you full control of your website and hide behind no-reply emails – I finally found Stablepoint (they were called Limenex then) who provide perfect transparency, a fully-geared cpanel and support that actually helps you do things!

I was so moved by their assistance after years of frustration that I wrote the following Ode to Stablepoint

If you want to taste the fine wine of a great hosting service I warmly recommend them.  If you sign up through this link, you will also be supporting my enterprise.

 

An Ode to Stablepoint

by way of thanks from Shakhar Pelled,
a captive of bad hosting for many long years,
tormented by the hosting provider of your darkest fears
lost in the labyrinth of answer bots
befuddled by obscure hosting plots
caught in a web without knowing why
silenced by emails of no-reply
So thank you Stablepoint
This is for you!

1
Caught by flashy hosting tricks
The websites were in a terrible fix
No SSL protection,
No Cpanel sophistication
No caring support
No maintenance report

Oh woe and foe fum
Our doom has come
We sit in a dungeon so dark
Caught by an internet shark
Will we ever see the light of day
Will we ever our splendor display

But then came a knight
The champion of Stablepoint might
With a great sword of light
To cut through the blight
To release all domains
And shift their remains

2
Stablepoint support, great are you deeds
Amazing your foresight for all transfer needs
With ease and with grace
You are an internet ace
You have saved us all from bad hosting doom
Taken us all from desperate gloom

All domains were transferred in the blink of an eye
All websites were copied with nary a sigh
Nameservers released from their bond
Instantly pointed with a swish of your wand
Our creations freed one and all
From the clutch of the bad hosting troll
So thank you oh support-staff of Stabepoint fame
We are so happy that you came
Our courtly thanks cannot exceed
The elegance and goodness of your deed
For you have saved us from bad hosting  blight
And given us a place in the light!